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White Girls and Zombies I: Because Long Hair and Drop-D Guitars Can Save You from Zombies

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yaoifight: This is your child before and after one year of exposure to a new street drug knows as “The Animes.” Police forces are still researching the sources of this substance, but it is known to be very addictive and its side effects are nearly irreversible.  Signs that your child may be under the influence of “The Animes” include: making an account on deviantART.com - While it appears innocent, this website is actually a black market for different types of “The Animes.” It contains the highest concentration of animes abusers worldwide. changing their typing habits - If your Honors student starts typing sentences that substitute “teh” for “the” or uses asterisks for actions (i.e., *noms on you XD*) or starts adding -chan to the end of names, “The Animes” have most likely gotten to a near-irreversible state that requires years of therapy. a sudden interest in Top Ramen - In it’s early stages, your child or loved one may request to eat instant ramen noodles up to a few times a week. At this stage, it is still possible to fix some of the damage “The Animes” have caused. However, if they begin using chopsticks with every meal, you may have no choice but to lock them in their room and confiscate all Hot Topic products. For more information on how to protect your child from the evils of “The Animes,” please visit www.theanimesawarenessfoundation.org or call us toll free at 1-800-HOT-YAOIZ Zoom

yaoifight:

This is your child before and after one year of exposure to a new street drug knows as “The Animes.” Police forces are still researching the sources of this substance, but it is known to be very addictive and its side effects are nearly irreversible. 

Signs that your child may be under the influence of “The Animes” include:

  • making an account on deviantART.com - While it appears innocent, this website is actually a black market for different types of “The Animes.” It contains the highest concentration of animes abusers worldwide.
  • changing their typing habits - If your Honors student starts typing sentences that substitute “teh” for “the” or uses asterisks for actions (i.e., *noms on you XD*) or starts adding -chan to the end of names, “The Animes” have most likely gotten to a near-irreversible state that requires years of therapy.
  • a sudden interest in Top Ramen - In it’s early stages, your child or loved one may request to eat instant ramen noodles up to a few times a week. At this stage, it is still possible to fix some of the damage “The Animes” have caused. However, if they begin using chopsticks with every meal, you may have no choice but to lock them in their room and confiscate all Hot Topic products.

For more information on how to protect your child from the evils of “The Animes,” please visit www.theanimesawarenessfoundation.org or call us toll free at 1-800-HOT-YAOIZ

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Asshole dad ruins everything after a night of binge drinking and makes his autistic son clean up the mess all by himself.

Asshole dad ruins everything after a night of binge drinking and makes his autistic son clean up the mess all by himself.

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It’s hard to be productive when the only place you can pick a signal is your bed.

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Zombie Apocalypse 2012

4/30: Homeland Security To Test Biological Sensors In MBTA Tunnels


5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation: Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash


5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport


5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester


5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident


5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off


5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash


5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School


5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami


5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police


5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest


5/27: Georgia contractor bites Lowe’s employees, resists arrest

or just another week in the US.

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Don’t spend your day watching Nyanners videos.
It’s bad for your health.

 

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The Prometheus trailer is loud and obnoxious, I wish it would stop coming on my TV.

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